Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[fuzzy2308]

thread provided epic lulz so im gonna bump it

these prob wont work
if Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

 

[hi_ryder]

yo daddy must a been a meat burglar cause it looks like he stole 2 christmas hams and stuffed them down the back of yo dress...

 

[HERONVY]

go to a chick standing by herslef in a club/bar: so are you on ur own tonight...she can say one of only three things
1) by boyfrends is just getting drinks/ or in the toilet... and u say so would he be jealous if he saw me talking to you?
2) my girlfrends are just getting drinks... so can u intgroduce me when they get back?
3) yes... want some company

thats f****** smooth mate hahai like it
killer

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[magnetvh]

[GUY]Do u french kiss.[GIRL] yes
[GUY]Do u Aussie kiss.[GIRL] wots that
[GUY] it's like a French kiss but down under

 

[phat_6ltr]

I used this on a chick in high school-

Me: So, wanna come back to my place for some pizza n d!ck?

Her: NO!!

Me: wha, you don't like pizza?

 

[Jecs]

best pick up line

 

[Jecs]

but srs

 

[Mk2]

"Do you like whales? How about a hump back at my place?" Used by some guy to my then girlfriend right in front of me. I said something along the lines of "nah, mate, she'll be right" and he was all "I wasn't asking you." I had to pay him that one for the sheer audacity.

 

[brocksta05]

Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot?


GUY: "Excuse me, but did it hurt?"
GIRL: "Did what hurt?"
GUY: "When you fell from Heaven?"

 

[Trayner]

GUY : Spell "Me"
GIRL: M E
GUY: Wrong, your forgot the D
GIRL: There's no D in ME
GUY: Not yet...