Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[MyBabyVR]

haha, the sad thing is, the 'do you put out, cause i put in' actually worked once. I live in hope it works again!


also forgot 'nice shoes, wanna ****'

lmao that actually worked hmmmmm will have to keep an ear out for that one for thats one i have never heard yet!!!! lmbo:hmmm:

 

[Kirbs]

Haha on the weekend I used "hey, wanna make out?"
got me some too haha

 

[VKCOMMO]

that shirt looks terrible.. take it off now.. lol

a little like HoZy's one.

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excuse me, <she turns around> my religion says that im not allowed to f**k strangers so im here to introduce my self *i put out my hand*.

 

[SV62NV]

Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.

Then there is my favourite line from "My Best Friends Girl"

Come on lady this thing ain't gonna suck itself!

 

[Dayvo]

I was at the Ferntree Gully pub years ago and i asked this girl if she wanted to dance , she said no . Then i asked her if i could buy her a drink , she said no . So i asked if it was alright if i sat at her table till the good looking chicks arrived . She said ok .We started talking and i said i didn't mean the bit about the good looking chicks and we both had a bit of a laugh. I have now been married to her for 28 years.

 

[holdendude]

I was at the Ferntree Gully pub years ago and i asked this girl if she wanted to dance , she said no . Then i asked her if i could buy her a drink , she said no . So i asked if it was alright if i sat at her table till the good looking chicks arrived . She said ok .We started talking and i said i didn't mean the bit about the good looking chicks and we both had a bit of a laugh. I have now been married to her for 28 years.

Hahah, Are you kidding? U actually said that to her?

 

[DevilDRake]

Hahah, Are you kidding? U actually said that to her?

Well i suppose it worked?

 

[Robbo5390]

Do you like chicken, well suck this its fowl:beer chug:

walk up to her and check the tag on her shirt, mhm just as i thought, made in heaven.

 

[LthlThrt]

"how u doin?" joey from freinds... gets a few laughs never worked lol
in a loud club...you; nice brests... her; WHAT... you; nice dress, im jacob.... hasnt failed yet but u need to be cinfident lol

 

[LthlThrt]

go to a chick standing by herslef in a club/bar: so are you on ur own tonight...she can say one of only three things
1) by boyfrends is just getting drinks/ or in the toilet... and u say so would he be jealous if he saw me talking to you?
2) my girlfrends are just getting drinks... so can u intgroduce me when they get back?
3) yes... want some company