Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[NZVK308]

*you hungry? wanna feed? she says whats on the menue? you say BANGERS!!she says don't you mean bangers and mash? you say nah just bangers

 

[yZoH]

I failed, totally wrong thread..

Sooooooooo lets choose a random pickup line off the top of my head,


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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

 

[BXHD]

Hozy, how is that a pickup line?! bahahaha.

 

[-ToM-]

If i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head?

 

[VKCOMMO]

ive lost my phone number, can i have yours

 

[VKCOMMO]

tits out for the boys? :whistling

that only works at nats

 

[VKCOMMO]

If i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head?

if i flip a coin would i get head or get to chase some of that tail

 

[OnionbulbR8]

I know i didnt take your virginity... but can i have the box that it came in

 

[VKCOMMO]

i got a t-shirt that says
lower your standards,
lower
lower
lower
lower
lower
lower etc.

getting smaller as you go

 

[Escape-The-Fate]

lick your thumb/finger and rub it on her sleeve or something while saying lets get you out of these wet clothes :spot on: