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I dont need a pickup line, i have a subwoofer roflmao
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soyaman said:
OMG! I'd slap a guy if he said that to me :bop:
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Nice legs! What time do they open?
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haha
ill be 6 and u can always be 9 i promise
ill be 6 and u can always be 9 i promise
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Haha...some of those are gold..
I don't have any pick up lines as such that i can think of, but i got 2 lines i've used that worked...lol And one interesting situation
(1)
Went to a mates 21st n then out clubin so i was all dressed up and OH so drunk.
Neways, waiting in line to get a drink n a bird behind me taps me on the shoulder n goes "What are you all dressed up for", I turn around, look her up n down n with a smug drunken grin come out with "You.."
Half n hour later she was screaming my nickname..... "OH GOD!" lol :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
(2)
Another time at a party i was feelin pretty tired and not my witty self, neways i find myself sittin next to a bird in an awkward silence...
For like half an hour we do that look at each other, awkward smile n look away thing....until i come out with "Damn, wheres a fat penguin when u need one!"
She's like "A what?"
Im like "You know, a fat penguin, sumfin to break the ice..." :rofl: :rofl:
She took it hook, line and sinker! After that i jst bitched abit about my shitty week and got a sumpathy blowie off her..
(3)
Finally, my proudest moment was at a mates 18th...
I passed out on a wooden bench outside near the fire we had goin, woke up n some chic had managed to get my head onto her lap so i woke to boobs above my head...lol
All i said was "Huh...mmm..boobs.."
She looked down, goes "Like em" i nodded...n we started makin out...
Neways, sorta irrelevant but funny never the less... :hit:
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I don't have any pick up lines as such that i can think of, but i got 2 lines i've used that worked...lol And one interesting situation
(1)
Went to a mates 21st n then out clubin so i was all dressed up and OH so drunk.
Neways, waiting in line to get a drink n a bird behind me taps me on the shoulder n goes "What are you all dressed up for", I turn around, look her up n down n with a smug drunken grin come out with "You.."
Half n hour later she was screaming my nickname..... "OH GOD!" lol :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
(2)
Another time at a party i was feelin pretty tired and not my witty self, neways i find myself sittin next to a bird in an awkward silence...
For like half an hour we do that look at each other, awkward smile n look away thing....until i come out with "Damn, wheres a fat penguin when u need one!"
She's like "A what?"
Im like "You know, a fat penguin, sumfin to break the ice..." :rofl: :rofl:
She took it hook, line and sinker! After that i jst bitched abit about my shitty week and got a sumpathy blowie off her..
(3)
Finally, my proudest moment was at a mates 18th...
I passed out on a wooden bench outside near the fire we had goin, woke up n some chic had managed to get my head onto her lap so i woke to boobs above my head...lol
All i said was "Huh...mmm..boobs.."
She looked down, goes "Like em" i nodded...n we started makin out...
Neways, sorta irrelevant but funny never the less... :hit:
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Jesterarts
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Waiting in line for drinks at a club.
Chich next to me who is like a foot n abit shorter than me is jst standin and staring at me...
Eventually i look at her n she goes "Your tall..."
I go "Yeah, but you should see me lying down"
Go chattin to a bird up in the city in sumfin called the "Long lounge" or sumfin...i forget.
Neways jst chattin about this n that n what not....n eventually i get the sumbject onto thinks we find attractive in the opposite sex...
Inevitably she goes "So what do u look for in a girl??"
At which point i described her to the last detail...
Then, with a cheeky grin i go "So what do u look for??" the rest is history..
but i recon the funniest line i've EVER heard and seen work was by my mate
Myself and him spot 2 chix on a couch, so we walk over n casually sit down either side of them so it was Mate, chic chic, me...
Mind u this was a 2 seater couch so it was abit tight but we acted like it was nuffin sus....after about 2 min of jst sitting there not sayin a word..
The chic next to my mate goes "Excuse me, what do u think your doin??" n he goes "Oh, jumping the grenade.."
I was so impressed that he came out with it...n he succeeded in pickin the bird up!
Chich next to me who is like a foot n abit shorter than me is jst standin and staring at me...
Eventually i look at her n she goes "Your tall..."
I go "Yeah, but you should see me lying down"
Go chattin to a bird up in the city in sumfin called the "Long lounge" or sumfin...i forget.
Neways jst chattin about this n that n what not....n eventually i get the sumbject onto thinks we find attractive in the opposite sex...
Inevitably she goes "So what do u look for in a girl??"
At which point i described her to the last detail...
Then, with a cheeky grin i go "So what do u look for??" the rest is history..
but i recon the funniest line i've EVER heard and seen work was by my mate
Myself and him spot 2 chix on a couch, so we walk over n casually sit down either side of them so it was Mate, chic chic, me...
Mind u this was a 2 seater couch so it was abit tight but we acted like it was nuffin sus....after about 2 min of jst sitting there not sayin a word..
The chic next to my mate goes "Excuse me, what do u think your doin??" n he goes "Oh, jumping the grenade.."
I was so impressed that he came out with it...n he succeeded in pickin the bird up!
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* get ice and drop in front of them* now that we have broken the ice you wanna f#$@?