Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[Stretchomatic]

sorry but the first half was so sad i had to quit reading them, lol, that one bout the fat chick was shocking...it was so mean that i laughed really loud, lol.

 

[soyaman]

i have got a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears .

nice @r$e ! I'd like to use it as a hat .

I was gonna have sex later and was wondering if you would like to join me.

 

[tropical^fish]

hey baby, do you want me to show you how to make your mouth into a perfect circle?

 

[STEALTHY™]

anyone can search google. The point of the thread was to see what people actually use, or never had the guts to use.

 

[Pretender]

Hi, I'm not trying to pick you up but I just had to tell you, you are stunning.

Not me, I was too shy, but my mate used this repeatedly and had success 7 out of 10 times. It made me sick (with jealousy).

 

[Patrio7]

148 teeth line for teh win that got a good laugh out of me.

but one more for the road, as seen on shirts everywhere,

"Take me drunk, im home"

 

[scolari]

just say this as you walk past em "your hot" "head jobs?" "i would so root you" and most of the time they will turn around and come over

 

[sikhabib]

gocommygo i thought this one was gold "Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? "

my fully sik line

do you want some lebanese between your knees

 

[prizedbnx]

are you jamaican?

coz ja maican me crazy

 

[bangers]

do you like chocolate? cos i've got half a bar.

do you know anything about clocks cos i need you to put 2 hands and a face on this (point to crotch)