There's a light plane about to crash and there's five passengers on board and only four parachutes.
John Howard says (in his usual slurred speech): I am Australia's Prime Minister, who else is going to run the country?
He takes a parachute and jumps off.
Hillary Clinton says: I could be America's next President.
She takes a parachute and jumps off.
George W. Bush says: I am the President of the United States of America.
He takes a parachute and jumps off.
Now, it's down to the Pope and a thirteen-year-old boy.
Pope: I've lived my life, I'm young you're old, you take the parachute and jump.
Boy: OK, here's a parachute, George W. Bush just jumped with my backpack.
