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Gotta agree with raj. Its like that hot chick you see at the club, ok so you’ve had a few drinks and its getting hard to stand, but dude shes eye fkn the **** outta you. She wants the D, she is DTF. so you man the fk up and get your step on and walk over to her.
after a few more drinks, you’ve got the talkin and the feeling and next minute youre in a cab back to hers. So shes ripping your shirt off, button flyin everywhere. And your got half a chubby and your hanging to show her how good you can do the dickcopter.
Then you wake up the next morning with no recollection of what happened. Your ass is sore, someones shoved jelly beans under your foreskin, youre laying on a love heart shaped water bed and theres a goat with those weird fkn eyes, eye balling the **** outta you in the corner.
And then you look over and there he is..
Tom f**king Cruise
Smiling like he just had the best sex of his life.
And that my friends is why it doesn’t matter if the TV series is different to the book.
after a few more drinks, you’ve got the talkin and the feeling and next minute youre in a cab back to hers. So shes ripping your shirt off, button flyin everywhere. And your got half a chubby and your hanging to show her how good you can do the dickcopter.
Then you wake up the next morning with no recollection of what happened. Your ass is sore, someones shoved jelly beans under your foreskin, youre laying on a love heart shaped water bed and theres a goat with those weird fkn eyes, eye balling the **** outta you in the corner.
And then you look over and there he is..
Tom f**king Cruise
Smiling like he just had the best sex of his life.
And that my friends is why it doesn’t matter if the TV series is different to the book.