Not wanting to pile in on the SUV/Crew cab pile on, but ill indulge myself
Absolute true story
Leaving an extended family get together on Sunday night. One of them own a brand new Mercedes GLE something or other, you know, one of those hilariously over the top SUV's that completely style over substance. Near $200K I hear murmurings about.
Driving out the carpark, I hear a bang, as I watch them clip the curb and drive off, not realising they have punctured the front tire. Find them a short distance up the road. Hazards on, all of them outside the car looking for the spare wheel.
There is no spare wheel.
Just a goo canister. Oh, and 5 Mercedes branded high vis jackets, neatly wrapped. I guess so you can look even more a fool for what happens next
I go to inspect the tire for them (They are not the sort of people that are in anyway mechanically inclined) Id be lying if I said a tiny tiny smirk did not occur to myself
Side wall puncture
Goo canister completely useless.
(And the Pirelli P-Zero tires are about $1400 a pop)
On the phone to RAA they go, only got towing for 20km, they were 50km away from home. Onto the phone to Mercedes support. Bloke on the phone first thinks they have a different type of car, next he said try the goo canister. No go. Another family member rocks up with a tire repair kit. I tell them tire plugs are completely useless here, still they insist on trying it to at least limp it home. Plug heaps of them in, go to use the goo canister. The next 30minutes involved them trying to find the bonnet release and 12v socket, all while the useless Mercedes guy try to offer none existent support over the phone. You cannot wipe the grin off my face by this stage.
Another 30min later, they've managed to get the goo in and tire holding air. I said ill stay behind them because its not going to work. Off we go. 10min later, warning on the dash again saying tire fault as the plugs and goo have spewed from the side wall. Now its wait for tow truck. I then give them a lift home in the trusty VF SV6, fully inflated full size spare in the back, bonnet release at my right shin and two 12V sockets at the ready.
On the way home, comments ranged from "Geez nice and comfortable in here, smooth drive as well, I thought these were way more cramped?" too "Mercedes can stick their fancy POS up their backside"
Dont worry though, we didnt unwrap the Mercedes High vis jackets