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There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then
captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that
they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go
to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of
fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits
up your arse without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The
first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so
he was killed and went to heaven.
The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that
this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6...7... 8... on the ninth
berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked,
"Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I know, but I couldn't help it. I was doin'
just great when all of a sudden that third guy showed up with all those
watermelons!"
captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that
they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go
to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of
fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits
up your arse without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The
first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so
he was killed and went to heaven.
The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that
this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6...7... 8... on the ninth
berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked,
"Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I know, but I couldn't help it. I was doin'
just great when all of a sudden that third guy showed up with all those
watermelons!"